Alex Birthday Gift

I made this stupid, still terrible looking thing for my friend Alex for his birthday back on December 1st.  And I hated making it so much.  It refUSED TO COOPERATE AND IT STILL LOOKS BAD AFTER ALL THE TIME I SPENT ON IT.  But I figured I might as well post it on here.  Since I'm planning on posting more regularly anyways.  Hope the rest of you enjoy it as much as Alex.